Cristina, 16, USA.
Bayern Munich, Liverpool, Ajax.
Germany NT, Denmark NT, and USWNT.
Chicago Blackhawks.
I like a couple of other things but those are rare and more info can be found in the 'about' section
peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
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“i made these”
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favorite shawn caps asked by bolt
twitch-the-tiny:

All bow to Her Highness the Bird Princess

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

anyone who says the midwest is the coldest place on earth has obviously never been here in the summer

thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(Source: foodless)